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I work for the Federal Department of Administration (FDA) of the Undisciplined Sheep of Amnesia (USA), which is part of the Department of Hellenistic Holistic Spasticity (DHHS), not to be confused with the Department of Homeric Spasticity (DHS). DHS is a little too Orwellian for my tastes.

I'm a Concerned Sadist Organizer (CSO), which is ultimately a useless title because it seems about half of the agency has it. My day to day job involves overseeing the legal trade in human body parts and ensuring that institutions in charge of our precious bodily fluids are not sapping and/or impurifying them*. These programs are managed by the Committee for Bovine Emasculation and Rejection (CBER), one of the six Committees in FDA.

I haven't included a picture of me personally because my beauty is rated at 0 millihelens (I haven't caused any ships to launch) and I hope 0 microhelens (I don't really *want* to motivate sailors, not that there's anything wrong with that).

*(While stated in a humorous manner, this isn't as much of a joke as you might think.)

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